Boxed Collectible Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

How Amazon was invented

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Doulton Canada Geese

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

"You get one every time you order something online."

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

Antique oriental carpets.

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"How do you stay so calm?"

End of career sale.

"The thing I love about this pandemic is that a lot of things are delivered to the house in large boxes..."

Box Tamer.

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

When cats get fired

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

Olympic Torch.