Boxed Collectible Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

How Amazon was invented

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Doulton Canada Geese

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

Antique oriental carpets.

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"How do you stay so calm?"

End of career sale.

"The thing I love about this pandemic is that a lot of things are delivered to the house in large boxes..."

Olympic Torch.

When cats get fired

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

Box Tamer.