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"I guess there are some things we're not intended to understand."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Santa called but you were out!

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Mail's here."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

"Just junk mail."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Junk Mail

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'The check is in the mail...'

'It's unto thee.'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Recycling Post.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'