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"I guess there are some things we're not intended to understand."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

"Just junk mail."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Junk Mail

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'The check is in the mail...'

'It's unto thee.'

'Slow Connection'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Recycling Post.

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'