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"Just junk mail."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Grrrr....'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'