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"Just junk mail."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Santa called but you were out!

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Mail's here."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Grrrr....'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."