Liquor Enthusiast Gifts

Choices, choices.

"Girl scout liquers?"

Wanna talk about it?

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Join me in a Martini?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"An everything Martini, please."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Espresso Martini Peacock