Liquor Lover Gifts

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

A Good Batch.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

"Liquor" Treat

'Cut me off the minute I begin to act bearish.'

Salad bar is $5.95, liquor bar, pay as you go.

'I know it's a waste but it's cheaper than petrol.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

"I used to be big"

A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".

Hotel mini-bar.

Is that the beer talking, or are you just an idiot? Those two things aren't mutually exclusive, Gloria.

I ordered a Pink Squirrel. I took that as a cry for help. Beer is what I use to help people.

"Brian's considering the optics."

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An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'I'm an atheist!'