Liquor Lover's Adventure Gifts

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

On holiday.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Shaken not stirred

Trump Poutine

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Espresso Martini Peacock

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.