Liquorice Lover Gifts

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

A Good Batch.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Wanna talk about it?

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Martini Lovers

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

My first mistake.

Join me in a beer?

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"I'm addicted to water."

"Brian's considering the optics."

Beer Club for Men.

'So how did you manage to get your saline replaced with lager?'

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.