Liquorice Lover Mugs

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

A Good Batch.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Wanna talk about it?

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Martini Lovers

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

My first mistake.

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Join me in a beer?

Pints of Lager

Beer Club for Men.

"I'm addicted to water."

"Brian's considering the optics."

'So how did you manage to get your saline replaced with lager?'