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My first mistake.

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

"He's sweet but he's a registered gun nut."

I don't like it when lawyers put coffee on my desk. Relax, judge. It's tequila.

'Susan's drunk again.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

A Good Batch.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

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Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'I'm an atheist!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Wanna talk about it?

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Martini Lovers

Punch Drunk

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

Join me in a beer?

'So how did you manage to get your saline replaced with lager?'

"I'm addicted to water."

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

"Brian's considering the optics."