Lockdown Libation Lover Mugs

These days it's not not enough to stay home. You need to stay hydrated, too!

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"5...4...3...2..."

My first mistake.

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Covid Babies

COVID-19

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

The Face Mask

2020 Panic Room

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"Yet another day to work on my nothing-to-do-list."

"It says we can meet outdoors by the end of march."

"What happened to us? Things got weird during COVID is what happened to us."

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

"Viva omicron Tsunami!"

In and Stay the F**k In

"I think you can safely remove that now."

Team Meeting