Lockdown Libation Lover Gifts

These days it's not not enough to stay home. You need to stay hydrated, too!

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"5...4...3...2..."

My first mistake.

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

Covid Babies

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

COVID-19

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

The Face Mask

2020 Panic Room

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

I don't like it when lawyers put coffee on my desk. Relax, judge. It's tequila.

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"Yet another day to work on my nothing-to-do-list."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"Ryan insisted he hadn't put on weight during the lockdown.

Fighting coronavirus

In and Stay the F**k In

"It says we can meet outdoors by the end of march."

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

"Viva omicron Tsunami!"