Lover Of Libations Gifts

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

A Good Batch.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Joe has been partying hard!'

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'I'm an atheist!'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Wanna talk about it?

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

My first mistake.

"I'm addicted to water."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

Hotel mini-bar.

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Should We All Go To The Movies?