Lover Of Libations Pillows

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

A Good Batch.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

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Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Wanna talk about it?

My first mistake.

"Brian's considering the optics."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"I'm addicted to water."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Should We All Go To The Movies?

A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".