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"What wine goes best with vodka?"

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"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

A sign at a bar above some stools reads "Express Stools (3 drinks or less)".

"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

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Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

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'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

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"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."