Laidback Leisure Lover Pillows

'Jim's always wanted to be a male model.'

Come in here if you don't like....

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I AM at my usual position."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Problem Solving

Born to be Mild.

Table tennis.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Yipeee!"

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'