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Retirement Clock...It's always 5 O'Clock.

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

"Dear shareholder, I am offended by your accusation that I am only a part-time chairman..."

At long last, true artificial intelligence. 'The heck with this. Let's go fishing!'

Bob believed in the ripple effect. Which was surprising, given that his own ripple didn't appear to be all that effective.

Rusty was a very smart dog.

'How can you just lie there all day?'

'Attendance is always down the week after Father's Day. They all get golf balls.'

9-5, 5-9

'Are we there yet?'

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

'Why do we bother with these board meetings? Nothing ever gets done.'

"You said we were going to age in place, and this is my place."

Slow News Day

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Workaholic goes to Pisa

'What ever happened to strolling?'

'He loved that spot.'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'The man who discovered summer.'

"Retirement suits him. He can be distracted for half a day by two minutes worth of mail."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'It's from the University of Life...you failed!'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

'Ahhh... There's nothing like the great outdoors.'

"Yeah, I'm here for the relaxation, too."

'Henderson, I'm afraid you're working too hard.'

The 'I'd rather be fishing' prayer.

'Arnold belongs to the species that hibernate in the summertime.'

Slow Day at Fullback

Commuter on the Orient Express