Leisure Lover Gifts

Careers advisor

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

"Dear shareholder, I am offended by your accusation that I am only a part-time chairman..."

At long last, true artificial intelligence. 'The heck with this. Let's go fishing!'

Rusty was a very smart dog.

'How can you just lie there all day?'

Bob believed in the ripple effect. Which was surprising, given that his own ripple didn't appear to be all that effective.

9-5, 5-9

'Attendance is always down the week after Father's Day. They all get golf balls.'

'Why do we bother with these board meetings? Nothing ever gets done.'

"You said we were going to age in place, and this is my place."

'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'

'Are we there yet?'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Slow News Day

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Retirement suits him. He can be distracted for half a day by two minutes worth of mail."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'What ever happened to strolling?'

'He loved that spot.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'The man who discovered summer.'

'It's from the University of Life...you failed!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Bed Hammock

'Looks like we've been invited to a party.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Looks like we can stay another week after all.'

"Yeah, I'm here for the relaxation, too."

Lazy Susan

"Isn't it nice to get away from housework, cooking, cleaning. . ."

'Well that's me unpacked - see you downstairs in the bar.'

'I have nothing against you recharging your batteries. I just think you should do it on your own time.'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."