Lover Of Leisure Gifts

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"To rest is human, to sleep - recline."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

On holiday.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

French wine

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Problem Solving

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Happy Retirement

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Table tennis.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

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