Dreamer Of Leisure Gifts

Good luck for the future.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'See you in two weeks!'