Day-out Dreamer Gifts

The Very Very Boring Museum.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Serenading

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Trucker's tan?'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Summer wants.