Urban Daydreamer Gifts

'Whittington at Highgate'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Serenading

Hot Air Balloon

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Converted Parking Garage

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Crap. I overslept."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Eric Adams Caricature

Wordplay: Me.

Writer's irony.

Painter's muse

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Immigrating to the City

No Action Comics

Urban Compost Heap.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Persons of Faith

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

You said you knew how to plant a rooftop garden.

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness