Workday Dreamer Gifts

Woman with picture of clock with hands on five o clock on desk instead of picture of a loved one.

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Finger on the Z Key

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Inkwell Genie.

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Thinking outside the cubicle

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Clock watcher

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Imagine there's no office...

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Time Clock.