Workspace Dreamer Gifts

"I'm having one of those days where I can barely remember which conspiracy theory I'm obsessed with."

The Art Student.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Artist and Musician

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.