Workspace Dreamer Pillows

"I'm having one of those days where I can barely remember which conspiracy theory I'm obsessed with."

The Art Student.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Artist and Musician

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.