Design Dreamer Pillows

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Ok, you invented the wheel, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Millimetres or centimetres? Check the plan."

'This building is designed so that every employee will have a view.'

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"When you're finished here, Spencer, we'll need you on the bridge-to-nowhere project."

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'Frank Lloyd Wright, Perspective, Floor plan, elevation'

"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

'Something went terribly wrong between design and development.'

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."

"The tops are always the tricky bit."

'Why we have architects'

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

Architect reaching up at group of labeled hats, 'design' hat covered in cobwebs

Anomalies of Architecture: 'Exterior' 'Interior'.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"How can I relax when I know this couch would look so much better in the opposite corner?"

'First, the office walls went, then the ceilings and floors and now, well, here we are.'

Bicycle with unusual wheel shapes.

"How many times do we have to tell you: first allow the wallpaper to settle, then remove the scaffolding!"

Down and out reads feng shui book.

For sale: Bauhaus Igloo

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

Castle-shaped igloo.

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

It's a model.

The Architect

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."