Décor Dreamer Pillows

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Pampered and poodled.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Shelter Cat Nap

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'