Décor Dreamer Mugs

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Pampered and poodled.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Shelter Cat Nap

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"The new house is almost ready!"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."