Sandbox Dreamer Gifts

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

"It's all learning-is-fun and invented spelling then - bam! - second grade."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The Art Student.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Artist and Musician

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."