Sandbox Dreamer T-Shirts

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

"It's all learning-is-fun and invented spelling then - bam! - second grade."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

The Art Student.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Artist and Musician

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."