Studio Dreamer T-Shirts

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Mona Lisa gesturing at Leonardo Da Vinci when his back is turned.

An artist is painting a still life of a dog and a cat in a studio. They are both in the painting, but the cat is missing from the studio and the dog is looking guilty.

Artist paints himself into a corner.

Artist Paints Sale

Artist paints his brush rather than the model.

Artist and Musician

"My art is bigger than life."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

He kept up his guitar practise...

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

ET Mishap

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"I'm starting to think stripes."