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ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Mona Lisa gesturing at Leonardo Da Vinci when his back is turned.

An artist is painting a still life of a dog and a cat in a studio. They are both in the painting, but the cat is missing from the studio and the dog is looking guilty.

Artist paints himself into a corner.

Artist Paints Sale

Artist paints his brush rather than the model.

Artist and Musician

"My art is bigger than life."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

ET Mishap

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.