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"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Artist and Musician

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

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"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Keep on Truckin.

"What's that you're reading?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."