Amazon Dreamer T-Shirts

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"The new house is almost ready!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'