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"Honestly, the water hole is back that way...Why would I lie?"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

It will fit nicely into my oasis!

Tourist in the desert

Woody is contemplating if it's still or sparkling.

Tourist

Occu-Pie Mars

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'But what is the universe for?'

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Neptune

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I blame global warming!'

Sunbathers.

'It must be the dead sea.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'