Platform Dreamer Gifts

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Artist and Musician

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Man and Machine snoozing

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Keep on Truckin.