Day-off Dreamer Gifts

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'I thought you were at your Grandmother's funeral - buried at sea, was she?'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Finger on the Z Key

Inkwell Genie.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Clock watcher

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Writer's irony.

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

No Action Comics

Multitasking.

Think - Thought.

'Ever thought of early retirement?'