Time-off Dreamer Gifts

'We can't give you family leave so you can have time away from your husband and kids.'

"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Egyptian Football

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

The Monroe Doctrine

"You're hired!"

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Baking

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Mammoth Posing

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"... And here we see some tourists trapped behind the glass."

"What asteroid?"

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Do' you have the time?'

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

"O.K. Will somebody please bring me up to date?"