Time-off Dreamer Prints

'We can't give you family leave so you can have time away from your husband and kids.'

"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Egyptian Football

Finger on the Z Key

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"You're hired!"

The Monroe Doctrine

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Baking

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Mammoth Posing

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Do' you have the time?'

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"What asteroid?"

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"... And here we see some tourists trapped behind the glass."