Tee Time Dreamer Gifts

'Don't worry - I brought my long tees.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

Late night teddy reading

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Night-time halo

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Egyptian Football

The Monroe Doctrine

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

Mammoth Posing

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Do' you have the time?'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Golfers lost on the road

"What asteroid?"

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

'You're away, Doc!'

"... And here we see some tourists trapped behind the glass."

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

"O.K. Will somebody please bring me up to date?"