Tee Time Dreamer Pillows

'Don't worry - I brought my long tees.'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

Late night teddy reading

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Night-time halo

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Egyptian Football

The Monroe Doctrine

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Mammoth Posing

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'You're away, Doc!'

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Do' you have the time?'

Golfers lost on the road

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"What asteroid?"

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"... And here we see some tourists trapped behind the glass."

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

A little night music...

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

"O.K. Will somebody please bring me up to date?"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot