Time Traveler Dreamer Pillows

"Nous sommes venus conquérir votre planète."

"Hey, running late, got abducted, but we're going faster than the speed of light so I'll be there before this conversation even happens."

'To heck with dieting... who's gonna care twenty million years from now?'

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

The Monroe Doctrine

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

The Missing Sock Returns

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Dr. Roo.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Sundial Time

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Schrodinger's Black Box

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''