Time Traveller Dreamer Pillows

"Time traveller for dinner again?"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I don't know who you are!"

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'