Time Traveler Dreams Pillows

'If I can't put her out of her misery, at least I can put myself out of mine.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The Missing Sock Returns

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

E=mc2.

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Dr. Roo.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Sundial Time

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"I don't know who you are!"