Time Traveler Pillows

A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

"XIVth Street"

"I like it!"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.'

Hourglass depicting what time really means.

"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."

'There! ? now we wait for opportunity to knock!'

Signpost pointing to today, tomorrow and yesterday.

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.'

PastFuture.

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

"But I like living in the past. It's where I grew up."

'You're late!'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

Old Timer.

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

"You're fifty-seven years old. I'd like to get that down a bit."

"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

Time in the airport is all measured against the time in New York City.

"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

'That's what i hate about being a caveman. Everything has to be carved in stone!'

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'Mr. Evans realizes that he is living in uncertain times' Colour

'What do you mean you were having so much fun riding with your buddies you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'If sixty is the new forty, thirty must be the new ten.'

Man: 'Doctor I think my life is out of chronological order', Doctor: 'Good morning, how can I help'