Time Traveler Gifts

A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

"XIVth Street"

"I like it!"

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.'

Hourglass depicting what time really means.

"Those who do not learn from the future are destined to make mistakes in it."

'There! ? now we wait for opportunity to knock!'

Signpost pointing to today, tomorrow and yesterday.

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

'I think you'll be interested in the next patient. He's ninety two years old and accompanied by his parents.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

PastFuture.

"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'You're late!'

Old Timer.

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

"But I like living in the past. It's where I grew up."

Egyptian archaeologists discover the world's oldest fruitcake.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

You got it wrong again. It's spring ahead, fall back.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"You're fifty-seven years old. I'd like to get that down a bit."

Time in the airport is all measured against the time in New York City.

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."

'If sixty is the new forty, thirty must be the new ten.'

'Mr. Evans realizes that he is living in uncertain times' Colour

Man: 'Doctor I think my life is out of chronological order', Doctor: 'Good morning, how can I help'

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.