Time Traveler (not Really) Gifts

It's 9:00am but if feels like 8:00am - 'It's 7:00pm but it feels like 6:00pm' - 'It's 9:00am but it feels like I'm trapped in a soul destroying job.' -

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

The Missing Sock Returns

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Sundial Time

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Dr. Roo.

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"I don't know who you are!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."