Time Travelers Gifts

Worker sees clock which says: In case of impossible deadline, break glass.

Caution the Future Lies Ahead.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"There I go - still writing 'B.C.' on my checks."

'If I'd known I was going to live 900 years, I'd never have opted for early retirement.'

Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.

'I can't help thinking that when we're dead, these will be the good old days.'

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

"I thought they would be pleased that we stayed up to wish them a Happy Spring Forward Day."

Marcel Proust.

'How's it going old timer?'

"When I was your age, we walked three miles through the snow to school, and didn't have laptops on our school supply list."

New Year 2020

'I wish someone would invent faster clocks.'

"I'm glad I'm not in business for myself - I wasted the whole day."

If you want your dinner use a time machine & go back to the fifties.

"Any volunteers?"

'I order you to slow down!'

'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Man in clinic sees sign, 'In the interest of efficiency, clothing is optional.'

I agree with you Sadie. It's a total waste. What is? Facebook. It just sucks up your time, with the chatting and the updates and the Scrabble playing. Scrabble? People play on Facebook, or their iPhones, or casual game sites. Total waste. I love Scrabble! Hook baited. Internal conflict!

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

Time Out/Time In.

'Well, if you want a desk job, you'll just have to invent the desk.'

Writing A Book Report.

"I don't care anymore where it's at. I want to know where it went!"

Sorry, kid. My shift's over.

Digital Clocks.