"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"
Time Span Traveler Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the curiosity and wanderlust of a time span traveler? Our collection features witty and imaginative items celebrating their passion for journeying through different eras. Perfect for history buffs, fantasy explorers, or future-seekers, these gifts blend humor and thoughtfulness. Whether it's a mug echoing Victorian times, a t-shirt with futuristic visions, or a cozy pillow recalling ancient civilizations, find something that truly resonates with their adventurous soul and love of all things temporal.
"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."
"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."
"Meet the scribe"
Historical memory is on life support.
'That's about it so far, Son.'
If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."
"We're following Carrot Top."
The Missing Sock Returns
"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"
Second hand furniture.
E=mc2.
'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'
Pinocchio's Second Realization
Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.
'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'
Atomic Bear: Part 21
"Early model of baggage claim"
"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."
"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"
"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"
Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
Sundial Time
Time for vacation, time for work.
"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."
"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."
Danger Slow Sand.
'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''
'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'
"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."
"I don't know who you are!"
"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'
Time Span Traveler Gifts Collection
Time Span Traveler Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs perfect for time span travelers, featuring witty and historical designs to start every day with a sense of adventure.
Time Span Traveler Pillows
Find cozy pillows that narrate tales from the past and future, adding a whimsical touch to any space for the adventure-loving dreamer.
Time Span Traveler Prints
Browse art prints that depict the grandeur of various ages, perfect for inspiring any time span traveler’s home or office.
Time Span Traveler T-Shirts
Discover our collection of T-shirts for time travelers, blending humor and history to celebrate the love of exploring different eras.