Timeline Traveler Gifts

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'Of course History was easy for you. There was a lot less of it when you were my age.'

Ye Old Accountants, Slow Books

COVID 22

Get back down here, Terry, everybody's staring.

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Sundial Time

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'