Technological Timeline Traveler Gifts

More than two million years have passed between the evolution of the opposable thumb and the invention of the wheel.

Moses on the web

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Fossil record player.

D.I.Y

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Birds with Headphones

Old Phones Lasagne

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

All Major Cash Honored.

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

'When I was young we didn't have the interweb at our fingertips. . . we had to go to the library to get our questions answered!'

"It's my latest invention - I call it 'Fire point two oh'!"

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Phone Call

Reality home-improvement show.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Caveman at Computer

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan