Tech Timeline Traveler Gifts

'I'm the oldest employee in the store...I've been here from Hi-Fi to Wifi.'

Moses on the web

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The original paperless office

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Early Colour TV

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Birds with Headphones

Old Phones Lasagne

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."